What this video taught me

If this isn't what that Dynasty show is about, then why do they even bother?

Should I EVER see anything remotely similar to this in Pants-space, there will be hospital. Regardless of whether I need to drag someone 27 miles up a mountain without the aid of 3 of my limbs.

"G is comfortable enough to shit on LB&T again, today..." could be an ongoing series.

Quick rule of thumb, for every $1000 you plan to steal, spend 1 minutes on plan

Sometimes, the reason no one else is doing something is because it's just not a good idea. I can't believe how many times this comes up...

Maybe it's finally time to look at that next degree...

I recently heard some similar ridiculousness from a dry goods distributor. He was trying to convince me to switch from our reliable, punctual, and reasonable cost company, to his lowest bidder, irregular branding outfit, which is known for missing delivery times because of "broke-down truck." His big sales pitch compl…

I'd high-five you for excellent comment but..... nah, nope

An accurate estimation of how much true this is. Bud Light is the Bad End of the drinking game

If you love your child, make it a Lannister

Man, day three, and these still give me the Giggle

Double scorched backwards canary bites with agrodulce yam hammers

Jackhammer French-Canadien clam paws with round-the-world-in-80-days pinto pops

The horrors of a plug in sex toy :(

An MRA troll asks me why I don't feed an MRA troll.

Wow, an MRA on Jezebel, how extremely effective this must be. O. M. G. I can feel the Misandry fading already. woo, what an intense moment of change happening right here.

omg, you nailed the delivery. I was reading it in her voice before I scrolled down to see the picture! :)

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