Going down with the Feminist ship, Friday's?

Ugh, what a trolling Pile on. This is why I rarely post on Jez. Good work on keeping in good humor.

One Man, one vote forever!

Every. word. perfect.

For the record, Mid-Ohio un-officially gave Cincy to Kentucky awile back and frankly Cleveland needs to go sit in the corner with Detroit. WASH OUR HANDS OF THEM :(

Nothing original, nothing witty, no effort shown at all

Because Matcha tastes so awesome... it's like why people keep making Chocolate flavored things instead of just eating the chocolate directly (measured in mountains, yeah!)

You've never met an MRA? Oh boy, are you in for some fun.

Other than the general belief that anyone responding to MoGlo is joking. Seriously though, you nailed it. No smilies, no winks, no reference to an established humor piece like A Modest Proposal. Being funny on the internet is harder than trolls think...

Bagel place sounds like the right atmosphere, You GO, Girl!

Easier done than said, Friend :)

Oh that giggle turned my whole day around. Wish I could star again.

I adore your parlance. Enjoyable text. It's a delightful thing.

Blushing so hard right now!

THIS SO HARD!!!!!

Saddest cycle. Makes me think, I wonder how much of the Liberal, Conservative polarization is demonstrable in usages of "Where are the parents?"

First, yes, everyone should enjoy equal opportunity to enjoy all establishments. BUUUuuuut.

I find myself nodding in agreement with every statement that begins with "I'm a complete cynic but..."

So they put a really absorbent layer on the inside (for sweating into) and the form-fitting layer on the outside (to rub the sweaty layer against me with every movement), and this is good?

needs douchy beard