I dunno, kinda seems a bit click-baity...

I can't decide if I'm more excited by the prospect that

I think I officially hate you, lol. Maybe even Totes Haet!

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!?!?!?!

no joke, this is probably a successful food truck waiting to happen. As long as you offered accompanyments and variety, ie. brisket, preserves, various nut-butters, cheeses, guacamole, hummus.... easy spread to prep for truck-service

Oh, aren't you so cute!

Pure imagination here, but I'm leaning towards him being overpowered, or in a pleading effort

I see what you did there

Nerd Wallet can Kiss my TUSH!

Well played, Burt :)

Very lazy and unoriginal trolling, a sad attempt. 2/10 Would not feed

awesome!

That is how the Grocery Manager do :)

Do you have a link to the full video, where rainbows were shot from said kitty?

Well, yeah, obviously, if mah bro was any Good at his job, it would totes happen!

My brother manages a grocery store, he's heard requests for "better looking clientele" from a customer. Like he can pull some strings and get teh hawties to shop there just to meet requests.

And behind him stands a Tea-partier, who turns to the camera as a single tear falls down his cheek.

Swing and a miss

Seems like a nice Chritter.

OH GDIT, clicked to reply the wrong message, Sorry :(