An MRA troll asks me why I don't feed an MRA troll.

Wow, an MRA on Jezebel, how extremely effective this must be. O. M. G. I can feel the Misandry fading already. woo, what an intense moment of change happening right here.

omg, you nailed the delivery. I was reading it in her voice before I scrolled down to see the picture! :)

This Just In.

Going down with the Feminist ship, Friday's?

Ugh, what a trolling Pile on. This is why I rarely post on Jez. Good work on keeping in good humor.

One Man, one vote forever!

Every. word. perfect.

For the record, Mid-Ohio un-officially gave Cincy to Kentucky awile back and frankly Cleveland needs to go sit in the corner with Detroit. WASH OUR HANDS OF THEM :(

Nothing original, nothing witty, no effort shown at all

Because Matcha tastes so awesome... it's like why people keep making Chocolate flavored things instead of just eating the chocolate directly (measured in mountains, yeah!)

You've never met an MRA? Oh boy, are you in for some fun.

Other than the general belief that anyone responding to MoGlo is joking. Seriously though, you nailed it. No smilies, no winks, no reference to an established humor piece like A Modest Proposal. Being funny on the internet is harder than trolls think...

Bagel place sounds like the right atmosphere, You GO, Girl!

Easier done than said, Friend :)

Oh that giggle turned my whole day around. Wish I could star again.

I adore your parlance. Enjoyable text. It's a delightful thing.

Blushing so hard right now!

THIS SO HARD!!!!!

Saddest cycle. Makes me think, I wonder how much of the Liberal, Conservative polarization is demonstrable in usages of "Where are the parents?"