First, yes, everyone should enjoy equal opportunity to enjoy all establishments. BUUUuuuut.

I find myself nodding in agreement with every statement that begins with "I'm a complete cynic but..."

So they put a really absorbent layer on the inside (for sweating into) and the form-fitting layer on the outside (to rub the sweaty layer against me with every movement), and this is good?

needs douchy beard

I dunno, kinda seems a bit click-baity...

I can't decide if I'm more excited by the prospect that

I think I officially hate you, lol. Maybe even Totes Haet!

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!?!?!?!

no joke, this is probably a successful food truck waiting to happen. As long as you offered accompanyments and variety, ie. brisket, preserves, various nut-butters, cheeses, guacamole, hummus.... easy spread to prep for truck-service

Oh, aren't you so cute!

Pure imagination here, but I'm leaning towards him being overpowered, or in a pleading effort

I see what you did there

Nerd Wallet can Kiss my TUSH!

Well played, Burt :)

Very lazy and unoriginal trolling, a sad attempt. 2/10 Would not feed

awesome!

That is how the Grocery Manager do :)

Do you have a link to the full video, where rainbows were shot from said kitty?

Well, yeah, obviously, if mah bro was any Good at his job, it would totes happen!

My brother manages a grocery store, he's heard requests for "better looking clientele" from a customer. Like he can pull some strings and get teh hawties to shop there just to meet requests.