And behind him stands a Tea-partier, who turns to the camera as a single tear falls down his cheek.

Swing and a miss

Seems like a nice Chritter.

OH GDIT, clicked to reply the wrong message, Sorry :(

Probably similar to the percentage of Felons in Congress :)

Now I need to make a "Zerg for Christ" T-shirt...

Great Pasta Monster in the Sky! Look at this twit trolling without punctuation. Disgraceful!

NOM? more like

Pharma-farming strikes again! Seriously though, Putting the Gluten-war right on the shelf with the Carb-war and the Fat-war, and all the other attempts to single out an important part of real diets because "it's bad for you"

I wish this didn't sound so possible...

I just pray it isn't Ohio... again :(

Jesus, I think I laughed so hard I hurt myself, definatly disturbed the neighbors.

I give you... my saddest star

That's SCIENCE. I for one will not stand in it's way. GO Forth, CEOs, and outwork us all!

Those things are fragile, bang the track around, and the blade won't fall. They had a good system in France, we should respect that.

every word 100% true. Except pickles are kinda meh

3 out of 10 for effort, you typed out an entire paragraph. Most trolls only give a sentence or maybe even just a phrase. Substance wise though, pretty lacking. Too easily ignored under the "Payed PR Rep with a Burner account"

Suddenly want a shopped image "Gee, Bill, How come your mom let's you have TWO Eclairs?"

just grab a broken waffle maker at a thrift store and take the metal shaping bit out, put that in freezer, and pour a melted milkshake on it.

Was half-way through typing, "Not even Jesus?" and then decided that it needed saying anyway:)