If only Tennessee wanted to see more Gore in 2000, things would be very different. 

Come on. Give her credit. Nobody fucks people the fuck up like billionaires and their heirs. They do it on a mass scale.

OMG!!! :) Ketchup chips and Vodka FTW

“I lost 30 years worth of life savings in TSLA”

Look, honest question: Do you think that 4chan and 8ch trolls prefer that you ignore their memes, or write 1000-word think pieces on them?

Turns out doxxing a public official is highly illegal

LMAO, FAIR POINT

“I have some quibbles with Rowling’s world building—how does magic work, exactly?”

If a role doesn’t require Christian Bale to get ridiculously thin, ridiculously fat, or ridiculously buff, he’s not even considering taking that role!

“I didn’t let a single one off easy either, I don’t take kindly to idiots who are wrong spouting their mouth. Cop or not.”

Conservative white women in positions of political power rank nearly at the bottom of the trustworthiness scale, being surpassed in untrustworthiness only by militant male feminists.

I bet this makes the base double down for him. You know lots of them can absolutely relate to being attacked or told they’re wrong by family members, and this will just make them see him as a kindred spirit if anything. They’ll think he’s a brave hero for standing up to his libtard family.

You know what fueled the “Anti-SJW” Movement?  The “SJW’s”did.

Does grovelling and begging count as assault? Asking for a friend. 

Do Asian sports teams have patches for every tragedy the way we do if 3 people die? 

Wow! Maybe broadcasting our lives for the world to see might not have been a good idea?

This woman is a distraction that Democrats don’t need. They need to broom her because she’s too shady to trust. 

I loved him because of Harry Potter, and then I hated him because of Twilight, and then I loved him again because of his hate of Twilight.

There are many things I just take for given. Living in a country where people don’t just randomly shoot at your house is one of them. Hope everything works out for the guy, I would freak out if it happened to me.

At least post a REAL samurai.