In 1997, when I was in high school, Conan had an episode where there were only young children in the audience. I remember one of the guests was an author, and the camera kept showing the children just freaking out with boredom in the audience. They also had a sick mascot parade, which consisted of mascots walking…

Ever notice how libertarians claim to support gay rights and abortion rights and all kinds of other rights and civil liberties, but when the chips are down they favor and support and fund tax cuts and deregulation above everything else? 

I’ve been an Android user since the beginning. The X was the first iPhone that actually made me considering switching, and a year later, I think I’m ready to give it a try. I love my Pixel XL, but Google’s baffling decision-making and seeming lack of a coherent vision have finally frustrated me enough that I’m not…

At least we can still take advantage of this deal: 

For the player, yes. I choose not to look that deep into it, because we’re ultimately talking about a man with super spider powers fighting in a very fictionalized New York City, but yeah, the only real motivation for the player to interfere with crimes is to gain crime points and experience. 

On the one hand, Spidey cooperates with the NYPD sometimes, including restoring their surveillance network which he then uses for his own purposes.

You don’t have to respond to the crime alerts. You can just let the drug deals go unmolested and focus on the kidnappings and shootings and robberies and stuff.

If I didn’t know better, I’d suspect these Appa-latch-uns find the mere presence of people that aren’t them to be condescending. 

Ha, same here. Spiderman with breaks for Into the Breach. 

Another vote for Chick Fil-A. It’s a goddam chicken sandwich that you can get anywhere else (including Shake Shack!). It blows my freaking mind to see people lined up out the door at the NYC locations.

Even more context is needed.

“I’d like to apologize to him for making him feel like I violated his house”

Some are idiots, but some are just assholes looking to justify their own shittiness by accusing everybody else of being just as shitty. 

Saw the headline.

How the hell is Bondi still in office?

My initial reaction after reading about FLAGGATE this morning was, “man, that’s a real dick move, even for a well-established dick like Trump.”

There are over 100 million more people in the US than there were 30 years ago. Overall violent crime numbers are down per capita, despite this very large increase in population.

I went to Catholic school. At least once a week we had go pray silently in the chapel. And every week it was basically a competition to see who could unseal the funniest fart, because there is literally nothing in the world funnier than a fart in a silent, solemn environment. 

Freaking Adventures of Link is hard as hell. I never did figure out how to consistently kill the knights with the shields without losing at least half my life, and as such never made it very far into the game.

You should really play Metroid without a map. The exploration is half of the fun. Playing it with a map defeats much of its magic.