Where is Tweet Beat? Why is it and DB so irregular lately? My life is pretty much scheduled around these things and I feel all off-balance.

This is Ser Davos in his Peggy Schuyler costume. Work!

(They’re not usually fancy! Sophie had just come back from the groomers, and Buster wore a bow tie for his name day.)

I’m in Florida. They’re....they’re tied here now. TIED. I’m hoping that the effects of Comey-gate will be counteracted by the effects of the “Jew-S-A” chanter. But I don’t have much hope.  

(raises hand) Me. I’m concerned.

I always find it interesting that Jesus said nothing about abortion, even though abortion was common at the time. I take that to mean that he cared much more about us treating each other with love and compassion, (something he did talk explicitly about) instead of being total asshats like these fuckers.

Right? I was pleasantly surprised that I had only read two of the top ten.

Dammit. WTF with these fakes. I kind of figured it was fake but still disappointed.

I came to see if this was about Weeki Wachee and although disappointed that they’re not actually mentioned, I am delighted to see that it’s expanded beyond there. Also “entrepremermaid” is amazing.

I saw the Weeki Wachee mermaids at the Camden Aquarium last fall and it was amazing.

Hercules is underrated.

I wouldn’t wish a dead dog on my worst enemy, and that includes Mike Pence. I’m glad his furbabybeagle had a long life and, unlike American women, was probably treated very respectfully by Pence.

Kept the $$$ in a shoebox?

Elle Woods would NEVER defraud a fellow Delta Nu. She just wouldn’t! She has a great moral compass.

“Homosexual behavior is contrary to those doctrines, always will be, and can never be anything but transgression.”

NPH is happily married with two adorable kids, exactly the thing that mormons are against. They want their gays to be forever alone and miserable

change that will devour you whole and use your bones for home decor

Scott Adams is one of the biggest douchecanoes on the planet.

Jordon almonds are gross and we all know they’re gross. They are throwaway favors. If someone has a cash bar plus jordan almonds, I know they’re trash. And god knows they have a fondant cake.

This was wonderful and I miss I Thee Dread.