Libba Bray already did this in her phenomenal book Beauty Queens, in which a group of teen beauty queens are stranded on an island and work together to build a society, explore their sexuality, build amazing positive female friendships, overcome the odds, and defeat an evil dictator. It’s a fucking fantastic book and…

This is a terrible book and I can see no way that it will not be a terrible movie.

Seriously. I read that and wondered if I was in a parallel universe where what happened and what the law says is a crime were actually different because they seemed like the EXACT SAME FUCKING THING TO ME. This is fucking terrifying.

If you are drunk and slightly homesick for your old friends and old city and riding in the car with the windows down looking at the stars on a beautiful clear night, this stupid song will make you cry and then your DD will laugh at you for your overly emotional sob-sing. Speaking from personal experience. 

“Stressed out” is worse. My coworker calls is neurotic white hipster music therapy. Sorry it’s hard to adult Twenty One Pilots, the rest of us just suck it up!

Came here to ask the same thing! Ha, hilarious picture!

EVERY WEEKEND UNTIL THE END OF TIME IS STAR WARS WEEKEND.

Agreed. I’ve been aggressively putting money toward my 401k and now I feel like I’m as helpless as Obi Wan stuck behind a force field watching the Quigon Jin of my 401k about to get struck down by the Darth Maul of a major recession courtesy of a Trump administration. Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

Actually, the lack of at least three degrees per person isn’t as worrisome to me as their past bad choices. I think the world puts a very high premium on academics and doesn’t necessarily always stop to think about the character of the person behind the degrees, which has led to our current state of excessive student…

Can turkeys get anything weird? We have a lone turkey that has been hanging out in our neighborhood for weeks now. In my experience, turkeys never roll solo so I am convinced she is sick. However, turkeys are also not the brightest birds, so maybe she was the flock idiot and just got lost. Still weird tho.

I know! I feel bad that I am so excited to watch the free-fall disaster that will be Nick Viall as bachelor because I worry that my viewing confirms what the producers already know: shitshows are ratings gold. Ugh why am I such a bad person!?

I was confused by his knowledge of romnovs. Why is he reading so much Old Skool stuff? The alpha male asshole trope is openly mocked by modern romnov readers who prefer equality and, you know, fewer misogynistic assholes in their books. I am sure with some thought and research, I could make him a lovely list of…

The Bruins beat the Canadian team and the Canadians rioted, which is funny because the Bruins fans riot in similar fashion when the Bruins lose.

Pet names are where you get creative and fun! 

Seconded.

THANK YOU! I am going to do all of these tonight while I bake coconut pies for Thanksgiving.

So I have money earmarked to donate to Planned Parenthood and ACLU and “something environmental”(still doing research) from this next paycheck and am in the process of rearranging my paltry finances (recent grad with heavy student loans debt) to donate monthly, and I am really glad we are still getting articles like…

Television shows taught me that all US government agencies with only three letters in their acronym (FBI, CIA, SVU, CSI, CPD, DOJ, DEA, FDA, NYPD, FDLE...nvm that one’s four) do the same things: solve the murder/discover the crime, hunt down the bad guys, wave guns around, be moody but attractive in major cities. And…

Did the lawsuit of all the women represented by Gloria Allred who came forward to accuse him of assault get dropped too? And will the president-elect still have to go to trial for Trump University? Can they assign a president-elect jail time? I haven’t heard anything about Trump U and assume it would be settled…

Is he still going to trial for Trump University on November 28th? Or all those women he assaulted that Gloria Aldred is representing? That’s what I am confused about.