Why are human children such creeps?!

ALWAYS LISTEN TO ANIMALS. (They are smarter than we are about these things.)

We get it Canada. You just elected Justin Trudeau. We’re all super stoked for you.

A dog would not do that unless there was something bad in the room. Listen to your animals. They see more than humans do...innocent spirit and all that.

WHY ARE YOU SO CALM???? Ugh...horrifying.

She told me that she’s now pretty sure that it was Jim standing in her doorway silently at night, and that is so much creepier than a ghost.

I’m sure they love the Constitution the same way the love the Bible: from afar. Reading either would just ruin the mystery.

This is not a story of how I was scared but how I likely inspired someone else’s story.

Yeah, that kind of thing is way scarier to me than supernatural scary stories. See: “Look at Me.” (I got goosebumps now just typing the name of that damn story.)

I’ve only told this story to my closest friends. I haven’t even confided in my sister (for fear of the obvious shame). Please buckle in because this tale needs to be told in length.

She told me that she’s now pretty sure that it was Jim standing in her doorway silently at night, and that is so much creepier than a ghost.

Faces in windows freak me out as well. Kind of tops the list.

Obviously the ghost thinks you need to do yourself up and go get laid. That’s an awesome wing-ghost!

This is one of the best stories on here, lol.

“the spirit that scared you as a child meant you harm, and you will have two more such visitations in your lifetime.”

The very first house that I bought was haunted...by a cat. I knew the previous owner has a cat because there was a cat door cut into the utility door and when I was cleaning before moving in, there was cat hair all over the carpet.

This is by far my favorite story every year across the Gawker empire.

Bobcat Golthwaite did this on one of his specials. Pulled a woman on stage and said “People love when Enrique Iglacias gets you on stage to sing a song to you. Put when comics do it...You’re terrified right now, aren’t you?”

It always seems like a good idea at the time. Until I’m several in and freaked out but also can’t stop

YAS! I have nothing to contribute other than my CRAZY level of excitement for these comments. I always look forward to this thread!