I have that same embarrassment. I sometimes fast forward sitcoms if it gets to bad, and those aren’t even real people. That being said I’m glad Scumar said her bit, and no one forced that person on stage. They chose to attend a Schumer show and volunteered.

So...I don’t watch this baking show. But I do feel compelled to leave this classic Moss clip, which I feel describes the current election season and my response to it.

Ah brad the old fart in the locked car trick.

Pink. But she’s way too cool to hang with me.

I’ve also heard she’s a neck romancer.

What’s sad is how good of a question this is. Trump is unbelievably awful, of course, but the fact that he’s SO boorish and turns a lot of people off just by being himself almost tamps that down a little on a global level. The fact that Pence was named “winner” of a debate in which he just lied constantly gives a…

Regarding Pamela Anderson, she said:

Trump will next criticize Clinton’s ill-fitting suits, her inexplicably orange skin, her tendency to loom over people, and her terrible comb-over. “I hear she just reaches out and grabs people by the pussy, is what I hear” reports Trump.

Dude. Women do exist outside of porn, youknow.

I had a man I work with say, “well, I don’t know any women who have been raped/assaulted.”

I look at my SO, and I want a baby so much. I read your story, and I don’t want a baby at all.

We American Monty Python fans know what a blanc mange is. They make excellent tennis partners because they are ferociously competitive.

Agreed. No “this will be a little pinch”.

I can’t even fathom someone going into nursing for pay only. It’s such a tough and demanding job, not even counting how gross it can be.

There’s so much drama in that one gif. I had no idea they could be that long.

Not a Ben Carson supporter and think he’s a man with no business in politics, but that stat is meaningless. Roughly 20% of all neurosurgeons are sued for malpractice each year. In only a small portion of the claims is the surgeon found at fault (like leaving a sponge in a patient, although that’s generally not a…

To be perfectly honest, my first reaction was feeling bad for the shark.

Maybe, but she’s a model, so I thought the chance of her knowing the name for an iconic piece of clothing was pretty high. But also

Yeah I feel like there’s traitors allll over that campaign and I love it.

Melania’s shade is probably owed to her stylist. That shirt also looks like it was marketed as 70/early 80’s because isn’t that style from around that time period?