Look at those harlots, showing a disgraceful lack of skin! They should be ashamed for......

Of all the things that make me angry about Breitbart, the thing that is making me the most irrationally angry is this snippet:

One of my very favorite parts of the piece, though, is when Breitbart throws out a casual mention of Donald Trump’s policy chops:

I guess this didn’t stand out for me because I grew up around practicing Muslim families where some dressed more to the conservative practice, while the others did not...just as some Christian families did. Oddly, I think they caught more questioning than anyone else.

You actually don't need anti-bacterial soap for healing tattoos. For all of mine, the tattoo artists just recommended fragrance free soap. Pretty sure I used a fragrance free Dove bar.

That sounds horrible. How did you ever survive?

Oooooh! Glamping! New word! Me like!

I think she’s probably glamping over there. Y’think she has an a/c unit in her tent?

It may however may be mistaken for Wile E. - serial stalker of Roadrunners.

Or, as Seth Meyer so eloquently put it:

HOW TO DEAL WITH A MAN APPROACHING YOU WHEN YOU’RE WEARING HEADPHONES:

Finally a TRUE expert! I agree, prob havanese, possibly bichon mix or Maltese mix. Not a poodle.

Dog breed expert here! All floofy little dogs look the same when they are puppies. That thing could be any number of things, including poodle but excluding Portugese Water Dogs, ffs. You’re looking at a bichon mix or a maltipoo. But, since these are The Carters, I’m betting on Havanese.

Maltese mix? My dog is a Maltese/Bichon/Poodle mix. Here he is as a pupper :)

I’ve never understood the online dating stigma. You obtain pertinent information right off the bat about the person, that would probably take 2-3 dates to find out in person. What a time saver. “Hmm, this one has the writing ability of a 7 year old and also has a 7 year old. No thanks.”

I haven’t seen the article, but did it just say “1) Don’t: they’re wearing headphones for a reason, you asshole”?

I think in part some of the confusion comes from the fact that Trump isn’t claiming that Mexico has agreed to pay for the wall... he’s insisting that, no matter what this sovereign ally to the South says, he, as president of the United States with the backing of the strongest military and an incredibly influential…

Why. WHY do they insist on taking their shoes off in the car? What are they trying to prove?!

this is knowledge I never knew I didn’t want, but now I have it anyway

I know the board from horse stalls where they get peed on are the best boards. The ammonia in the urine that splashes up year after year changes the color of the wood, so it’s dark and speckled. It sounds gross, but people will pay a premium for the look of the patina if it is old enough.