Can...can you graduate from law school if you are a hardcore conspiracy theorist who isn’t willing to participate in class? How many semesters has he been in?

He’s flipping the game board just because he realized someone else put a monopoly on Park Place and Boardwalk and he knows that he can’t afford to rent there.

Morning sex is the woooorst. I always wake up bright and early absolutely starving (for real food, not the D) but my SO likes waking up to slow and lazy morning sex. He’ll be completely in the moment and I’ll be completely distracted thinking “oh gawd I am so hungry I want pancakes and hashbrowns and scrambled eggs…

In the past few years, I realized that I was way more attractive to other people when I felt sexy, no matter my size. Gymorexic me didn’t get laid or have nearly as much fun in life as this-is-my-healthy-weight me. Apparently confidence and self-love are more attractive than self-hate and insecurity? Who knew!

Gawd I love him! Dollhouse was the first place I saw him but he’s a regular in the Whedon-verse.

Sooo, you’re looking for the arm equivalent of leg-warmers basically. I can’t think of what this would look like beyond a fluffier fuzzier version of what basketball players wear on their arms.

A stoplight party of different cultures would be intensely difficult. I have enough trouble with the claddagh rings going different directions on different fingers and which rubber sex bracelets represent what (hint middle schoolers, they don’t mean anything, stop wearing them) that i would probably accidentally tie…

I like how the article was basically like “ha! We don’t know who she is either!”

My boyfriend keeps telling me I should have a small gun by my bed because I have a tendency to leave the back door unlocked, but I am convinced the gun would be more of a liability than a protection. I’ll have to invest in a maglite instead...and start locking my doors and only going outside in the daylight because oh…

I used to work as an instructor teaching hand-washing and bicycle safety and all those sorts of child health and safety things. At some of the predominantly black preschools and kindergartens, one of my (white, female) coworkers who has curly brown hair would have all these adorable little black kids trying…

I’m pretty sure my dog felt a moth flutter by his head while he slept and freaked out, but this was still the weirdest behavior that I’d ever seen from him. I was sitting on my end of the couch doing work and he was on his cushion on the other end of the couch sleeping. Suddenly he jumped straight up and shook…

Danke! The Germans have the best words for vague concepts.

I would have left for the portion where she pulled a Trump supporter who was at the show (whose presence at her show raises its own questions) on stage for an interview. I get really bad secondhand embarrassment for other people (there’s a German word for this) so I would have just died. Recognizing victims of sexual…

Tove Lo. I want to tell her that her Queen of the Clouds album got me through a rough two years and then go out dancing with her and her squad (don’t all female singers have squads or is that just T. swift?). We would end up on the roof eating doughnuts and watching the sun rise.

Um, if people are going to be really on it for investigating potential voter fraud someone should look at Florida (cough cough Steve Bannon in particular cough cough).

Sleeping with a stocking over your head solves that problem according to the television show Raising Hope.

There’s an Instagram for derm-nastiest called Dr. Pimplepopper. I am glad I am not a dermatologist.

Um, I usually try to err on the side of extreme caution regarding patient privacy, but that’s potentially a HIPAA violation? At the very least, he should have had her permission to take her photograph.

Oh man, I WISH my genes were so blessed that I could look that good at 60.

Yeah, we still have the signs and bumper stickers all over town. But four weeks ago I think one of my thenBernie/nowClinton-supporter neighbors removed the beighborhood’s lone Trump lawn sign (it wasn’t me, although I seriously considered it because I was afraid someone would burn down their house over it). I assume…