Also, I thought Trump would have hired someone to look into his own background to figure out which skeletons were there so he could either bury them deeper or address them in some way. But then I remembered that he’s Trump and he is the immaculate immortal impotent incontinent only incarnate son of the gods of…

Oh gawd the coding for the qualitative data would be glorious! Drooling in anticipation for this research!

I have this peacoat in peacock blue! ...I told my mom I wanted a blue one, meaning Navy, for Christmas but the peacock blue was on super mega sale and she thought it fit my personality better. Still, I wear it on the coldest days of a Florida winter (i.e. New York fall) and it’s fantastic!

I like Poonghazi that was suggested a while ago...

You can only use it if the amount of time between “then” you and “now” you is ridiculously trivial, like a year. 2015 me was old enough to know better but young enough to be stupid, but 2016 me is older, so much more mature and less stupid! Trust me!

I had someone wearing a Scream costume in May (so tooootally normal) come up behind me and start rubbing my shoulders while I was sitting with friends in front of a Starbucks. The situation was so weird that I was absolutely convinced that the guy had a gun and would rob me or shoot me if I struggled or protested so I…

““sexual conquests” (Also, ewwwwwww.....Who the fuck calls it THAT anyway?!)“

Do it anyway, and if it falls out of style buy a captain’s hat and say you are going yachting right after this.

I am a cheapskate (my closet is 70% thrift store, 20% hand-me-downs, 10% clearance clothing from Target that I am inexplicable addicted to) but I have recently discovered that tailoring is actually not as expensive as I had always thought it was. I recommend finding a reputable tailor or two and going in to ask for an…

I am technically a youngs and I know my friends think it’s weird that I get things tailored, but it’s a godsend when you have a body shape that doesn’t quite fit off-the-rack clothing. As long as I look professional and feel comfortable, I don’t care (and am maybe even glad they aren’t taking up all my tailor’s time).

This past year I discovered alterations and my whole life changed! I feel a little bad that I can’t alter things myself, but it feels so extravagant to tailor a thrift store dress I love and then have it fit fabulously! I have two tailors (one does specialty materials like leather, the other is at my dry cleaner) and…

*takes out notepad and clicks pen inquiringly*

She should do one of those “senior dogs for seniors” programs that adopts senior dogs out to senior citizens! Senior dogs are often so sad but still have so much love to give, it would be adorable if the queen adopted some commoner dogs and gave them the literal royal treatment in their golden years.

Given Minnesotans’ love of Prince and their continued grief over his death, I can see how a Minnesotan would be upset by this. The rest of the US probably shrugs and rolls it’s eyes because “trigger warnings and safe spaces drama, blech”, but I can see how people in Minnesota would want none of that.

I figured these were the official engagement pictures, which you do usually do with pro photographers, makeup artists, hair people. Proposal pictures are usually friend who is good with pictures and you do your own hair/makeup.

Yeah, this I do not understand either. I love how the Washington post always ends their articles with the reminder that trump is a racist, bigoted, sexist, islamophobic jerk face, with links to all the articles where he displayed those tendencies. The news cycle is short and our memories are shorter, so someone needs…

Good luck! I would evacuate to Tampa if you are at all worried, just for your peace of mind, but hurricanes make me particularly paranoid so take that with a grain of salt.  

Not as a experienced birthing lady, but as a person who works in the medical field, this skin-to-skin contact post c-section is still pretty new. There is literature to support that if it’s possible, it’s a good idea, but even the literature says mom and kid’s safety come first so if it’s better to not do it, don’t.…

I had a huge crush on the animated lion that was Scar’s son in Lion King 2. Aaaaaand that probably subconsciously lead to my interest in dating “conflicted, sensitive bad boy” stereotypes. That was such a terrible, amazing movie.

I...I think you won. I am not sure I will be able to sleep tonight without seeing this scene play out in my mind. Oh god why.