We all know who this ordinance was written for. It’s for the guy with six junk cars rotting on his property. Problem is, it’s tough to write an ordinance that will get him to clean up his yard but won’t hit a few innocent bystanders. Though in this case, I’m hard pressed to come up with a case other than the race car…

I had a similar experience at my last house after living there 10 years and a bubba moving in next door. “Luckily”, our lots were 1/3 acre so I had some buffer.

This. I like cars. I have an inoperable fun car right now because the motor’s junk and I keep going back and forth on what I’m going to throw into it. I also have an operable fun car, two dailies and a yard work truck. None of my neighbors care because they’re all kept looking nice and aren’t eyesores.

Hill is an all-star player, a Superbowl winner, and one of the fastest receivers in the history of the league, but none of that matters when you’re facing a squad of half a dozen of Miami Dade’s finest.

Cops are the biggest snowflakes you’ll meet. Problem is, they’re snowflakes that can suddenly shout:

Alternate headline: City makes attempts to keep hoarders and crazy folks from collecting a half-dozen rusting shit bucket cars in their front yard, attracting rodents and flies and hornets and thieves.

Folks are unwilling to talk to their neighbors in part because the kind of people who turn their yards into junk yards also tend to be the type of people who are heavily armed and fly gadsen flags.

I’ma suggest that you could easily call this “David’s Law” in honor of former Jalopnik writer and terminal jeep hoarder David Tracy. If y’all recall, it was legal for him to have cars in the yard of his rental (!) until he pushed his hoarding a bit too far and the city was like, “no, that is not what we meant and you…

Rudol has to pay another $7 million in civil penalties ontop of the $2 million fine.

Definitely an overreach if one takes umbrage with a car in one’s backyard/hidden from sight. Currently, my complex has been taken over with operable vehicles due to higher cost of living/rent, and I understand. But when folks have inoperable vehicles in their garage taking space and three cars in guest parking, that’s…

Back in the day, I suppose it put Porsche ownership within reach for buyers who couldn’t quite swing a 944. Today, it’s just a heap of compromises. ND.

A note about the Boeing 737 comment.

Just graduated high school, older friends just got back from college, and one of them had a parent who let us drink in the garage. Drove home that night when I absolutely should not have. Despite being drunk, I still vividly remember the paranoia the whole way, thinking I’d go to jail if anything happened. Had to pull…

If this gets 100 stars, can we please kill the slideshow format?

Corporations are people too*.

Weird how merging a bunch of terrible, poorly run car companies didn’t work out..

There are a lot of candidates for this list, but I’m going with one of the more attainable ones.

1987 Mercedes-Benz AMG Hammer

Those are hooves, not nails.

Excellent! Can you even imagine MTG doing this? Bitch might break a nail.