No MR2? Fuck this shit....lol

Mostly good choices - certainly if nothing else the police depts yearn for a new Crown Vic - but no Toyota MR2? Seriously?

The first generation Pontiac Tempest. Made from 1961-63, it was Pontiac’s first compact and an incredibly innovative car for its time. It was the first American production car with a turbocharger, it had a rear mounted-transaxle connected to a weird-o curved drivetrain (known as “rope drive”), and had near 50-50…

On that same vein, when is the last time you saw an XR4Ti or a T-Bird Turbocoupe?

Maybe if you’re under a certain age.  Anyone who grew up in the ‘80 will remember the SVO.

As if the Olds Cutlass Calais 442 W41 wasn’t obscure enough... We get the Olds Achieva SCX W41.

Very easy NP. Reliable, luxurious and smooth. I’d rock the shit out of this for a lot of highway driving. It’s got another 100k or more easily in it, if the interior can hold up.

Sometimes a person just needs a car. Nothing glorious, but 4 wheels that’ll get you around without too much embarassment. This is that car. 

Love from a happy left wing resident in a blue town and county.

It does partially (or maybe completely) explain the lack of an eBeetle - which to me seemed like an obvious step. 

If you knowingly buy a fake Rolex for one-fifth the price of a real Rolex, you’re still a sucker. ND.

What the hell is this?? To me it's not even CP. Is this even something you'd want for free? It looks like a headache wrapped in cheap plastic. Maybe there is merit somewhere, that I can't see. Enlighten me, please.

Holding up the security line for any reason makes you an idiot and/or asshole. Holding up the security line for your own vanity (ie for tiktok or instagram) makes you a HUUUUGE asshole.

Sure 500 miles range is nice, but it’s not really needed, give us 300 miles real world range in say 90% of conditions, except towing, and you are fine, since that’s what the vast majority of ICE vehicles will average.

Anyone who does this should be automatically subjected to a full cavity search.

A bunch of fuckhead influencers slowing down the line standing around taking pictures of their garbage is exactly what we need at the airport. Just when you thought influencers couldn’t get any worse, here we are.

Every penny you put into maintaining, insuring, storing, registering, preserving would return multiple times if invested. Don’t like an S&P 500 fund? Just buy Berkshire Hathaway (BRK.B), it’s exceeded the S&P return for a couple of decades.

It always baffles me that in a country where you will get your motorcycle licence by looking at a traffic cone weirdly, and where the proven unsafe pick-up truck which circumvents all safety rules is the best selling body style, people get their panties in a bunch over a fancy headlight. No no, can’t have such crazy…

The presence of cars in their lineup automatically ensures there’s a bunch of nicer looking vehicles.  Prettiest Audi?  All I see is another blob CUV.

Used, I guess, but didn’t they stop making those years ago?