I’ve started calling him Jefferson Beauregard Star.

THIS is the kind of sex work I’m totally OK with doing. What are the requirements? Does the foot have to look a certain way?

I had only heard about foot fetishists until I went to Vancouver and briefly dated one. I was enjoying the foot rubs too much to be weirded out by him fawning over my fat, stubby feet. The toe sucking I didn’t care for much though... He would also lick my armpits and play with my thinning hair for HOURS. 🤷🏽‍♀️ Very…

I know I have nice feet and I try to keep them presentable at all times, but it creeps me out when I’ve had people compliment me on them. They make me feel as if people are staring at my breasts and salivating, but it’s my feet. Like, no! Get my toes out of your fantasies!

Not only is he trash but he made a song years ago, ‘Don’t Cha’, that is clearly so transphobic.

Heh, here in San Diego it’s flip flop weather year round unless it’s raining.  And then it’s a 50/50 of if I’m still in flip flops.

Here in the south we do sandals and flips through October. Really not bad in the actual summer but everybody slacks their pedicure game in September and shit gets gross. 

These guys are so great!  But sidebar - what the actual fuck is up with KK’s face in this video?  And why can’t she stop stroking her hair?  Did her mother take her pacifier away too early, and this is how she self-soothes?

I am like a foot hooker

I had never heard of these guys and I just watched this and I LOVE them. They’re so charming.

POINTS that the video you included is Desus and Mero!!

“By use of dreams and restimulation of somatics the preclear was able to reach the beginning of the engramic chain as counted backwards from birth.”

Bobby for Prom Queen

I used to think of Tom Cruise as a mediocre actor with white bread good looks who hit the jackpot and has sustained a decades long career by repeatedly making a particular kind of blockbuster film. He hasn’t stepped outside his sure-thing box in years.

Maybe someone was a naughty boy?

It’s like Barstool Sports has never seen a person who's tired or sick.

Tom Cruise is probably great at entering rooms backwards. 

It turns out we’re all going to die.

Whatever. I’m sure I’ll be fine.

yeah you have to click through to the tweet and then again on the images.