Zephyr Rain Teachout. Who has a sister named Woden. 

Who'd she stiff?

Great Scott! I have so many questions. Who’s president in 1985?

But.... I’ve been watching this show on Netflix for the past month. Have I been watching something else? Am I living in the future? Am I a Future Man? Am I THE Future Man? I AM FROM THE FUTURE ASK ME ANYTHING!!!

He’s like the guy at work who feels if he gets fired the whole company will collapse. 

But Honk is right... “syncopants” is the most adorable word I’ve seen all week! I’d like a pair of syncopants in a size 10 Regular. 

No problem! The spelling of the words with letters isn't my strong point 

I’m so sorry for this, it’s such bad form to mock typos and spelling errors, but I need to point out just how much I ABSOLUTELY LOVE the word "syncopants." 

Pretty sure it’s a chick. Otherwise yeah, fucking crazy. Hopefully she marries a guy with last name Bites. 

I have a feeling it will hurt the 1% more than it will hurt people who are ALREADY FUCKING HURTING from being underpaid, underemployed, unemployed, or barely insured. Blackmailing motherfucker.

I think Trump sees four categories of people. Him, Ivanka, syncopants, and enemies. So, I also don’t think he has friends.

I don’t know why that Tony Hawk complication made me laugh as much as it did. The fact that he’s old and playing on that trivial pursuit/nostalgia part of people's brains, or the fact that he seems over it, or the fact that he's not actually over it because he made over a dozen tweets about it...

No. You can tell because Lannisters have actual personalities. 

“I am totally boning!” Says man not boning.

Re: Scott Eastwood: yeah, but you’re not having it with me soooo...

Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn

Side ponies RULE.

Does he have friends though? Lackeys, boot lickers, ass kissers, yes men, cronies, and of course the hired help (lawyers, hookers, etc) yes. Friends, I dunno about that.

he thinks he is doing a good and telling us all of us will be poor if he is impeached??? honestly, i would like to test that theory