I have authorized an emergency disaster declaration to provide Hawaii the necessary support ahead of #HurricaneLane. Our teams are closely coordinating with the state and local authorities. You are in our thoughts!

After her breastfeeding feet...

Needs more hamburger-throwing, Carson.

Me, too. Unironically, even!

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I would be of the opinion that OC should entirely be allowed to burn to the ground, but a lot of my extended family lives there, so I can’t, in good conscience, think that. 

Okay, fair point—I miss XP, when it ran well. I still have a machine at home running XP, though, and the hardware is so deprecated that it takes ten minutes to load a web browser. (I think it’s still a single-core machine >.>)

Have you tried to boot a system with XP on it lately? It’s brutal. I wouldn’t do old Windows either.

Main cause of breakages and split ends after unsafe heat styling practices bro.

My 3 year old literally fought me this morning because her “side pony wasn’t side pony enough”.

No side pony.

Still waiting on my bear arms though.

Agreed.  A lot of what this administration is doing is affecting me personally (clean air restrictions going away; assault on women’s rights; anti-immigration sentiment) but the one that probably scares me the most is what Devos is doing to fuck our children for the next 20 or 30 years.

Every active shooter training I’ve been to has said that in the event of a shooting, law enforcement’s prime objective is to neutralize/contain/stop the shooter. So if they see someone, anyone with a gun, they won’t bother to ask if they are a “good guy or bad guy with a gun.”

fucking hell.

No one in this administration is worth their weight in garbage but since education (and teaching how to think not what to think) is so vital in keeping this complete shit storm from happening again, just seeing a picture of Devos makes me so... I just can’t... I... grrrrr.... excuse me while I pace around and grumble,…

I don’t understand why every actor, athlete, singer, or other celebrity (or their agencies) doesn’t either wipe everything from their social media accounts and start from scratch, or at least go back through them and scour for potentially damaging/embarrassing stuff. I mean, I guess I’m glad they don’t so the public…

A few observations:

Gotta say, my dude, this is not your best work. You couldn’t even come up with a nickname or a deprecating adjective? Weak.