Hey you. It’s been over a year since I’ve been on Jezebel. I got put out to the grey’s for some reason and was really upset after so many years on here, so I bailed. It’s good to see that you’re still here, but my god what happened to these sites?? The formatting and advertisements are terrible. Is everyone still…

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Oh okay, so after years of being here and contributing and feeling like this is my safe space, you put me in the greys?? On my birthday even? Wow. Thanks Jezebel. I guess that’s it for me then. Happy birthday to me. 

Thank you!! Either I’ve been put to the greys or Kinja is acting up today! Things have been wonky this morning. Good luck on the move down here and with your parents retirement! :)

Yo Pete, pllllease lose the bleached hair. You look so much cuter with dark shaggy hair! Also, I can’t believe you’re only 24 years old. Lucky son of a gun. Being on SNL at such a young age and having Loren on your side. 

Agreed! <3

We are the same! My ability to road rage is scary. I mean, it’s downright frightening. I lose my shit. Just don’t vape too much. Just enough to take the edge off :) 

First off, I am so sorry to hear about your accident and pain. Second, I just started up vaping again just for the ride home. This is my first cartridge and I can’t even recall the name! Oh wait...gelato something!! It’s yummy. Lastly, I MISS THE BAY AREA MORE THAN I CAN EXPRESS!!! :( I was forced to moved back to LA…

You know that’s probably true! You’ll hear about that new service soon. There will be an app for that, natch.

I may be you in an alternate universe! One in which I am trying to navigate this crazy land of getting back in the work force and driving 2 hours in traffic twice a day. If you got a bit of trauma and mental illness, then you may be me! Vaping is the only way I make it home without melting down. I’m much safer on the…

I don’t have the money now, but I’d really like to get this when I get a new place soon! :::drools::::

I don’t have the money now, but I’d really like to get this when I get a new place soon! :::drools::::

Fuck your judgemental ass. I actually used to respect you here. Yikes. What a cunt. Public transit isn’t an option for me because of my jobs location.

Seriously. I’m literally going no miles an hour for 1.5 (if I’m lucky!) hours THE ENTIRE WAY HOME! I’m not vaping and getting crazy lit. I’m 45 and have been smoking marijuana since I was a teenager. I don’t get blasted. Just takes the edge off. I dismissed all those freakout replies. Some people just have to voice…

It better include Tony Hawk, Unlammy Jammer (??), and that MTV music game that I loved so very much! 

Yep, it’s a thing. I’m in California. I’m not supposed to be vaping n’ driving, but it’s that or go to prison for vehicular murder. Here’s my rig:

The tech world is so rife with gender discrimination, it’s disgusting. 

Thank you?! LOL, I’m very special. 

I get the feeling that Kristen would be pretty fun whilst stoned. Weed vaping is the only way I make it home in traffic. That and audio books. Thank goodness for audio books and weed vape.

I’m so pissed that I’m sitting in the most disgusting traffic and not at home drinking wine and talking shit to the tv. :((