Overwrought with shame, Edward VIII spent the rest of his life commiserating with similarly situated, disgraced Nazi sympathizers, including Henry Ford, Walt Disney, and Charles Lindbergh. None were ever forgiven.

Well, is he candid, or is he an embellishing used car salesman? They’re kinda mutually exclusive.

I’ve already spoken to internal affairs. They’ve found no evidence of wrongdoing.

He either knew what Sessions would do and voted to confirm him anyway, or because he made the is staggeringly stupid

Buy a girl a torch first!

I see a shit-ton wrong with this kind of bump and grind.

I can’t tell if Sessions is Beelzebub or merely a pro-gentrification hipster jonesing for some artesian baked goods.

Why rock the boat? Old white dudes have been doing a bang up job of this whole ruling thing for millennia. Is this how we want to repay them?

What are your thoughts on Nick Saban? Public funds are used to pay him more than twice that amount. #whyuthrowinstones? #notallpastywhitesaxons

+$5,000

But I thought guns didn’t kill people, people killed people.

Don’t call him Orange Nixon. It’s insulting to Nixon’s legacy

These are Spartans. They went to Greece ;D

Oooh, that’s a nice, big, girthy straw man you have there

Those two out of 400 black people are Oprah and Dr. Dre, right?

Actually, that was less Strawman and more tu quoque.

I’ve fucked many people I haven’t had dinner with. Even the base assumption of his rule is invalid.

See: Procedural and Substantive Due Process

Though seriously, this may be the perfect crime for the Trump administration as it keeps a promise to his base while limiting any sort of legal repercussions, as the deported victims here likely have no access to justice domestically and will have no standing once abroad.

“The Constitution only applies to citizens!”