It’s official.  Chicago’s strike is Wu Tang.  

This is the correct take.  

His smaller head is grey.  

Silly Americans. Pantomimes are supposed to wear horizontal stripes.  

I think I may have found him:

Google him!

Every pedant knows they’re the same thing:

I agree, they totally worked for Hadrian, Vichy France, and the Soviets in Berlin.  Also, the DMZ in Korea has been so effective, no one from the North has even attempted to defect to the South over the last 60 some-odd years

Counterpoint: The Jets went to consecutive AFC Championship games after the 2009 and 2010 seasons. They do, in fact, still suck, have consistently sucked since 1969, and will continue to suck for the foreseeable future.

Alabama would like a word

Yeah... no.  Patrick and Hallie were highlighting the difference between consensual sex work and human trafficking.  A distinction that apparently has gone completely over your head.  

I’m more of a glass-half-full-with-sewage-water kind of guy.  

Don’t tell me that after we fix this mess, these neo-boomers will fuck it all up in the name of “economic freedom.”

Are we sure he wasn’t trying to explain that he, in fact, is not a mouse?

But does he stand for the anthem?

And you may ask yourself, “How do I collude this?” And you may ask yourself, “What oligarch paid for this large automobile?” And you may tell yourself, “This is not my federal cell.” And you may tell yourself, “This is not my contemptible life.”

I can’t help agree with her sentiment. Feed me enough wormwood and I too will deign to declare some winking, incompetent putz the hero for our times.

/Files a restraining order

Ooooh, that’s nice.  I read it like a louder, and somehow drunker, Bernie Kosar.

This is like putting a band-aid on a bullet hole!  Oh...