People are free to use “we” when referring to their favorite teams so long as people like me are free to call them on their bullshit. Why is this remotely acceptable when it comes to sports but (obviously and correctly) bogus when it comes to other areas of life? I’m a big fan of Star Wars, but I don’t say shit like,…

Fridays are for the Lawyers. 

Yes, I know that.  That’s precisely why I made a point of saying just that.  

I watched Nathan Peterman at Pitt. I rooted for Nathan Peterman at Pitt. I was genuinely surprised that Nathan Peterman landed on an NFL roster.

Instead of shooting for mass casualty training, how about kids get certified in first aid and CPR? That’s a lot more useful day to day.

I must profess—or at least acknowledge—that it’s academic whether or not Provost is the best person for the job.

To be fair, Mr. Meteor, the anti-immigrant bias displayed by Mr. Rex towards you turned out to be fully justified.

I met my wife on twitter

LOL fair. I am a firm believer that our perception of reality is an evolved skill for survival, so yea I’m with you on this and will take back everything I just said.

That username and flopping have caused enough problems around here already, TYVM.

That’s an icy hot take.

Where’s his proof? Where’s your proof, Manish?

Jesus just called and said it’s all good and to give you a high five. He said just don’t get caught. If you do, deny, deny, deny and don’t drag him into it.

this also gives me a chance to hit the reset button

Now Tino, that’s a Martinez you could set your watch to.

Nosotros no empezamos el fuego
Siempre ardió
Desde que el mundo gira
Nosotros no empezamos el fuego
No lo encendimos
Pero intentamos apagarlo

It’s an NFL Sunday. I’m pretty sure he’s heading up to Buffalo to get together with an old pal or two. No one circles the widowers like the Buffalo Bills.

When you’re in a “boarder zone”, the fed’s don’t need reasonable suspicion. It’s totally fucked.

The Supreme Court has held that Border Patrol checkpoints, where they stop all motorists (or a random limited set of motorists) and question all of them about their citizenship status, are constitutional at any point within 100 miles of an international border.

There is no justice in this world, Arpaio gets pardoned and teenage girls in El Salvador are getting decades in prison for miscarriage. I’d like to check out of this ride now, please.