You know, Willie Loman kills himself at the end of his monologue...

[T]hey just killed him and they pounded him and they pounded him and they pounded him.

“Let them read fluff!”

Proving yet again that its better to be dead than living in Erie.

Now all that remains is to pan a camera over the image and convince Sam Waterson, Jason Robards, and Morgan Freeman to narrate.

I know that’s not what you said. You still don’t seem to understand what Jorge said.

The point went over your head. If you believe that, even after serving a sentence, that inmates deserve more punishment, then you also believe that the prison system is not working. Which, based on your comment, is probably not something you wouldn’t want to admit.

So you agree that the State doesn’t do enough to aid our troops once they come home, turning them into violent criminals, animal abusers, and thieves? Maybe, I dunno, we should stop cutting funding for veteran focused services? Maybe corporate welfare isn’t worth it?

That’s an Eric Trump effigy. It’s like his father’s, only its less combustible, has a slower burn, and limits hillbilly outrage.

What’s you’re preferred method for making you orgasm? Like, what must a man do to morph into a sexual-Oprah who can waltz into the bedroom going “You get an orgasm! And you get an orgasm!”