He could be playing in Europe for a lower-tier team that would give him minutes but he wouldn’t get paid like he is in LA. Plus, if the pay were the same or better in the MLS, wouldn’t you want to spend your time playing and living in Southern California or in cold-ass Europe during the winter? Easy decision for most.…

Look at these noble beefgrazers lumber into alpha combat.

Looks like fall season has come early to Ohio.

he tried to make it sound like playing college football for him was a bond on par with marriage—you know, except one side of the relationship has all the power

mmmmm, gumbo...

Darren Rovell is calculating the brand value generated for Foot Locker.

Tough shit for those guys. As the Browns, aka the future of the NFL, have shown, this is just the most surefire way to unbridled success in the NFL!

“Dolphins head coach Brian Flores declared on Friday, ‘I have a good team.’”

Please, please, please NFL: Flex the Pats-Dolphins game to the Sunday night slot. The whole country really needs to laugh right now.

So these players don’t see themselves as at all responsible for this loss?

Tanking is like taking a Greyhound bus cross-country. Sure, it may eventually get you to the Gawker offices where you want to go, but it’s got a busted toilet with a bathroom door that won’t stay closed messy and unpleasant and uncomfortable, there’s a one-eyed sailor named Georgio who cleans his toenails with a…

Actually, I am very much enjoying this

Can’t, I’m at work.

Yahoo only lets you sign up for ten fantasy teams, but that is per email. If you just get more email addresses, you can keep signing up. I got 60 teams!

Gah, keep it in your pants, Bill!

Hey man where’s the annual fantasy team blog?!  I’m ready to talk about some fuckin’ FANTASY TEAMS BRO!  Sick names, sweet draft picks, bro-drama.  Lets do this!

Lots of media companies have ditched them. My company doesn’t offer retirement savings and it is becoming one of the biggest digital media companies right now.

You should be aware that Simmons can’t really make a statement until the company, as a whole, responds to the request. Making any statement about the union’s request for recognition could be a potential unfair labor practice, particularly if any part of that statement could be construed as an attempt to interfere with…

“the establishment of a 401k program”