Hot Rod should have stayed away, lad, that was Prime's fight

ONLY BECAUSE THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE HOT ROD GOT IN THE WAY WHEN PRIME WAS ABOUT TO FINISH OFF MEGATRON!!!!!...........

This felt like a mandatory share.

Seven dollars a ticket! Video games and Sox tickets are the only things known to man to be immune to inflation.

Join us! We have good food at our ballpark and plenty of seating.

Jump on the Twins bandwagon!

They killed Optimus 

Reds fan here. Absolutely furious. What team should I root for now? Leaning toward White Sox because I live in Chicago currently.

“Hold my teeth": for when "hold my beer" just isn't enough.

I used to know this dude, a recovering crack addict, but still for whatever reason, hung out at bars. One night there was a ruckus starting, and he was in the middle of it. Despite his past transgressions, he wasn’t a bad guy and we got along. As I was trying to pull him away, he looked at me, dead in the eye and said…

Amir Garrett’s that friend you’re happy you have but you kind of wish wasn’t your friend.

Trevor Bauer isn’t mad he got traded to a non-contender. He finds the whole thing funny, and is actually laughing at how angry you seem to be.

I’m a Tribe fan and now I don’t need to go through mental gymnastics to root for Bauer anymore!  PUIG IS MY FRIEND NOW, BITCHES!

Good to see the CPBL has the same rule for its pitchers that I have for my dogs: no barking while we’re playing.

It’s less about the degree and more about the admissions. If you want to go to UCLA, you aren’t guaranteed to get in unless you’re pretty darn smart or have some help (which is the side door). Per UCLA, they have roughly 114,000 applications a year and admit 16,000 students (11 percent). If you want to make sure…

Good news! That was totally Dodger Stadium with some strategically placed Angels logos, so the joke works without the caveat!

I don’t believe in throwing hard objects at people at 90 mph, but you have to admit that most 19 y/o males have done something that would make you want to.

God bless Javy Baez.

And I was happy to do it! I never liked Arenado’s elbow anyway.

So... Hamels is lowkey kinda of shitty, right?