This deserves more stars 

Best use of elbows in Cleveland since....

Worked for a major metro daily for seven years. 2 of those years they were so broke that the 401(k) program was nothing more than a savings account. No match, just an automated contribution from your paycheck... So, it’s not as uncommon as you’d think.

As a Chicago transplant, this is 100% accurate 

CPBL All-Star just jumped past video game tester and cartoonist as 11-year-old me’s career goals. 

My Uncle who works for Nintendo will show you the unreleased Zelda game but only if you’re my new best friend 

Leaves were clogging the way.

Working in stats and analytics makes this answer even better. 

You deserve more stars for that.

Yes, please.

That confusion is just the CTE talking. You’re good.

Ditto

Every youth baseball academy review ever.

I’ll take players flirting with .400 at the All-Star break for $500, Alex.

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This made me laugh... like a lot.

Lived in DFW for 10 years, and you hit the nail on the head pointing out “uncomfortable suburbanites.” Most of the rest of the country doesn’t get the ‘burbs effect that makes Texans not in the country so infuriating.

It was a pun about former portly journeyman outfielder Jack Cust, jerk.

Dumb question, and it has likely been answered on the thread, but any reason y’all are running email addresses in the copy? Just a curiousity on where that falls in the editorial realm.

All the stars