These sponsorships are very valuable. Say you need a weed eater. There are so many fine weed eaters on the market, how can you choose? But then you remember the Poulan Weed Eater Bowl. They like college football. You like college football. Sold!

My personal favorite, from back when all this naming-rights foolishness started, was the Poulan Weed-Eater Independence Bowl

“[Martinez has] gone from claiming he’s an Olympic boxer to a music manager, to the number one Latino actor in the country, to owning a magazine, to being a producer, to a director, to a filmmaker,” said [Steven Michael] Quezada, one of the state’s top actors who had a recurring role in “Breaking Bad” and won an…

So this was fake, but the Bad Boy Mowers Gasparilla Bowl and the Cheribundi Boca Raton Bowl were legitimate? What a time to be alive...

... just look for MAGA paraphernalia around the office.

Quick—-which one would you take, Curt’s T-bird or Conan’s 92 SHO?

Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

My father is in his 80's now, and over his life he has owned at least 7 different model years of the Buick Skylark.

He was looking to one-up that Yankees fan in Minnesota:

Fantastic heads up play, made possible by DJ LeMahieu and the third base coach sending him to be a dead duck by a few country miles.

Some of these savages are such big babies*. Dude struck out, lied about it... then cried when the ump did the right thing.

...and J.A. Happ on the mound in relief for the Yankees...

(Sanchez was up with two on and two out in the top of the 11th, he swung and missed for strike 3 but claimed he foul tipped it and the ump believed him. Next pitch was a few inches outside and the ump said eh, close enough) 

“Sure, I lied to the Umpire, of course. But I never thought an Umpire would lie to ME!”

I think, in this case, it’s that I’ve been obsessing over the Nats-Dodgers series for the past 10 days, and mostly ignoring the American League. Also my brain really is a pile of garbage, wriggling with maggots.

You also left in a NLDS, if you wanted to fix that too.

So tonight’s third inning snapped a streak of 73 innings in which he recorded at least one strikeout. Even in this three-true-outcome era, that is staggering.

Pawdre! I’m dyin’.

Nix Bruised In Scrape, May Be Cut

To be fair, his teammate invited him over.