Hey, Barkevious Mingo may be bad, but he is not anonymous. His name may be his greatest natural talent. Don’t take that away from him.

His advice: Get a federal permit to kill one of the vultures, then hang it in a tree or other spot where other vultures can see it for miles around.

I think I’m speaking for all Philadelphians when I say the team’s lawsuit doesn’t hold wudder.

The #MeToo movement involved occasionally disproportionate punishments for a variety of crimes and misdemeanors that were previously ignored. The fact that #MeToo swept up serial rapists and handsy creeps at the same time was the consequence of having previously ignored an endless tide of harassment and abuse. The…

Must be great being a Marlins fan.

“In the building” is also a pretty solid summary of my average day at work.

Exactly, it’s like trying to murder Grimace, hope he’s ok

I guarantee Bumgarner has said “so much for the tolerant Left!” at least once in the past three years.

Kid’s a born soccer player. Had zero instinct to use his hand to block the ball.

He puts his underwear on last. 

Things happen even if they’re not written down and agreed upon by all relevant parties.

You are choosing to ignore some parts of history in an attempt to make an astonishingly pedantic point that no parts of history can be ignored.

You might just want to take the L here, man.

Is being that guy fun? Because, jesus, this comment thread doesn’t look like very much fun at all. 

I think someone who uses Twitter is a Tweeter?

I’ve seen thicker skins on milk

RENDEZVOUS A TEMECULA

[Colts hang up “2018 WYTS Finalist” banner in Lucas Oil Stadium]

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

I think “Two rats fucking” would have been less offensive and more Ichiro-relevant.