You should learn to read.

“learned of the videos”

Fun fact, this is a selfie Randy took using his right arm.

Sure, still, fuck the Yankees though.

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

Only we ghosts remain at Castle Splinter. Enter at your peril, for we suffer not gladly the presence of the living.

Would have never guessed he would come up short.  Wide right maybe,  but not short. 

There are numerous examples of this kind of round-number-chasing in meaningless September/October games; leave it to the Red Sox to shit away a full season THEN get their sanctimonious panties in a bunch when the opposition reminds them they are playing in meaningless games.

“I’m just happy our guys are playing the game the right way,” Cora said.

Okay, but who gets beaned now?  Bryce Harper?

I mean, rg3 is sitting right there. Maybe they should ask him

There is “new” evidence that Gladwell has reviewed that most people have not (because everyone, like yourself, refuses to admit they might have been wrong).  By considering this evidence, he’s reached a conclusion that is different than his original thoughts on the matter.  Kudos to him for being brave enough to…

No part of me feels good about laughing at that, but no part of me stopped me either.

Have you seen Pittsburgh strippers? It’s already a nightmare.

+1 Rapistberger

I haven’t been this distraught since Pol Pot died.

Big Ben sucks and I'm excited to see what Maya Rudolph can do in a new role 

I hope it was his pinning arm. 

They should be well rested from their bye against Miami the prior week.

FUCK DALLAS