Long live Deadspin. 

Oh man so close. 

“These horses wouldn’t even be alive were it not for horse racing, but hey...”

Not sure what your point is here - if things aren’t always perfect, just give up?

“...what’s truly important...”

I definitely didn’t come here to somehow end up in the “Joe Pa Tried His Best” camp, but damn I gotta speak up for Malcolm here. He’s great! No lightweight for sure. You don’t have to agree with him on everything but I’d say he has a certain amount of insight and wit.

+1 Scientific and Majestic Mapp.

That dude’s a bedbug from what I hear, so chalk one up for Samer. 

I’m confused where you say his intentions aren’t as relevant as the impact of his actions. Why wouldn’t they be?

I agree, these douchebag tactical-fetishists who want to play dress up are breaking the law. Let the actual border patrol do their job. 

Always better with manglaze. 

I thought Elfin was some other stupid awful new pop star I’m too old to know about. 

Get a metal reusable straw then and bring with you. That's what we did for my son. 

It’s not a lie; you just want folks to focus on other (“bigger”) things. Cool, best of luck. But don’t pretend people realizing they’re probably using a “disposable” item frivolously is a bad thing, nor that they are having their eyes opened if only a wee little bit.

Who told you holly leaves don’t fall off? I have giant hollies all over the place, they drop leaves whenever like “fuck you and you barefoot-in-the-yard” dreams, and the mower never gets em all up. Pointy fucks. Damn pretty in the snow though, so there’s that.

Hi Libby! I live in Bethany Beach, DE, which is very pretty, loads of fun and a nice place to raise a family. You should come visit!

Also, douchebag speed skating know-it-alls need not post in the first place.

That’s a pretty awful way to get someone to listen to you.

How do you not see it was planned? Jeez even her reaction when it happened wasn’t like “Oh my god my boobie’s out!”.

Randy really has to go!!!