But the ban is a start. Gotta start somewhere. And maybe it generates momentum. It certainly generates attention, and people who’ve never thought about plastic pollution might notice, and start changing their ways, big and small.

are these penises what? 

By the time you get to the 7th tie breaker it’s always going to be pretty arbitrary and dumb.

I am still afraid the Caps may lose game 4 and it’s been over for 20 minutes.

They might, but more than anything these are just established patterns of behavior that show up naturally in these situations. You’d have better luck getting me a five year-old to stop picking his nose than you’d have getting these racist asshole cops to stop doing racist asshole things.

You normally get a prize for that kinda time? Because Bofa Deez Nuts finished in just over 20 seconds last week and didn’t get anything but shame and an Uber.

“I asked a question, and someone answered! Punish them! I conceded and they let me! Punish them!”

“Joke’s on them! Check out my awesome parking spot now”

Yeah, that blew my mind, too. I’ll have to think twice before I make another joke about the Cardinals. (Their fans, though, remain fair game.)

did you also shoot your editor?

It might be a translation issue but they spelled “moron” wrong.

May 2019 - “Beitar Trump Jerusalem announces that they have declared bankruptcy.”

cudgel

He’ll be eating someones face on a causeway before we know it.

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

Andy Reid’s Punt, Pass and Kick

Don’t most draft picks wash out?

That’s what fashion mavens get when they eschew Velcro on their footwear and get all fancy with the laces and the knots and whatnot.

Oscar Pistorius has thus far been unavailable for comment.