Thoughts and prayers

Because the NRA doesn’t represent gun owners as much as they represent gun manufacturers.

I think it must be “hey everyone, I know something!”

Same person?

Be... sure.... to... drink... your... Ovaltine!

And again, because you’re not listening, the interpreter isn’t for Dr. Kaʻeo, they’re for the court.

Your assumption is that the law is right regardless of what the law says. And that’s fine. Some people don’t like to think for themselves.

Because they’re stupid.

Or maybe get a window seat on a commercial airline flight?

Would Gizmodo please ask Hughes why launching a rocket to an altitude of 1800 ft yields better data than simply driving a car to the summit of a hill with say 2200 ft of altitude?

“Wait, we can swear?” - the previous 157 victims

what about Lean Into The Patriots Conspiracy Theory made you think the article would present two sides? were you looking for a game recap?

And the fact is, Brady is going to get PI/Holding calls and Bortles is not. It’s not fair. But Rodgers, Big Ben and Brees would have the same advantage.

I would like to have a word with his childhood English teachers.

No shit. Fucking costume guy in The Shining right there.

Just give us one Eagles championship. Please, God, please!

hmm ok

I’m using this from now on for everything.

Gonna be an interesting day for squirrels.

Why does an apology need to be issued for a pre-planned staged event? While the puritanical reaction from the fake christian sect was ridiculous and Janet Jackson got undeserved shit, it was simply a poorly thought out finale.