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The Wizards actually exist in a quantum state of how good they are, in that they are simultaneously a very good team and a very shitty team all at once. However, while quantum properties tend to crystallize when the object in question is being observed, the Wizards don’t settle the good/not good duality until they

Calm down Jameis and have some crab legs. You aren’t you when you’re hungry.

I don’t really agree with your comment, so I don’t know what you’re talking about. How do you know what his IQ is?

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There are a few other clips where he mentions Cardinal Law specifically (which I encourage everyone to look up, they’re all over YT), but I think we all know the circumstances there...but if you’ve ever had any doubt about the real motivations of the Catholic Church, here is some Christopher Hitchens solid gold. I was

Yeah, but he was a Cardinal, so no doubt he covered it up The Right Way.

part of it is his DNA

Jesus, Donald. Don’t be a bitch just because you were told your boyfriend couldn’t come.

Pink Floyd tried to warn us about this dark side like forty years ago.

Is the And-1 tour still a thing? Maybe he winds up there doing dribbles while a dude screams into a megaphone next to him.

+1 That’s Gould, Jerry! Gould!

If you’re not first you’re last.

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

Turkeys very well known for chasing children yet dumb Obama pardons one every year. Is weak on turkeys, many fowls laughing at us. I will be strong. Butterball stocks up!

Funny enough, if there’s three people that are going to be left in jail because of their father it’s gonna be them:

It will rise again...just give it like 20 minutes.

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

Man, that horse you are riding on desperately needs some water.

I am officially Team Meteor in any Jones-Kraft feud.

Yet they never depict the Ouroboros shitting in its own mouth.