Admittedly, the joke was subtle.

So if I register and run as a Republican, and win a primary, he will endorse me even if I support spending to expand the social safety net, raising taxes on the rich, maintaining or increasing regulations on businesses, reproductive choice, and criminal justice reform? Good to know!

Uber alles, one might say.

What you call hell, I call Friday night.

The dude didn’t kick anybody, all he did was push his feet forward into a guy with a kicking motion. What’s that called again?

I really, really hope Trump responds. Or dies. Whatever.

the entire Bosna Visoko team sat down

Wait I mean analogous

An Embiid Eclipse occurs when shade is thrown on the Whiteside of the moon

I mean, Panama’s entire existence is predicated on letting things through.

Just be glad I had fast reflexes

Kenny Lofton is still playing.

Maybe they can determine whether or not a hot dog is a sandwich while they’re at it.

He went 3 for 5 and the Indians scored 12 runs. Looks like Jobu has been replaced.

Succubi should also be broken up into two categories.

As Mike Muir once said, “Maybe you need to be offended”.

Manny ended it himself last night by crushing Sale’s will to live over the Monster. Pretty sure this only flares up again of Baltimore really goes out of their way to hit someone.

You read my fucking mind. The Orioles didn’t start this shit, didn’t continue this shit, but they may have to be the ones who end it.

Hey, let’s ruin that kinda cool moment with the standing ovation for Adam Jones by throwing at and promptly being curbstomped by Machado again!