It’s the reason why he is so insane about being impeached.  It hurts his fragile ego.  I’ve been waiting for him to resign in a huff for years now.  The problem is that the power mad sycophants who surround him will do and say anything to appease his ego and keep him in power, because that also keeps them in power.

That was a helluva a first reich.

That’s an incredibly sudden and decisive knockout. He really Polished him off there.

What a sauerkraut 

I feel pretty confident I could have done the falling over part

With all due respect, Joe and Mika can just go straight to hell.

Deadspin does too much traffic to get Splintered. The brilliant executives wouldn’t kill a blog like Deadspin. That’d be like killing your politics blog during a heated election cycle.

Joe can can choke on his morning joe for that stupid ass comment. Why tf does the media keep trying to play this both sides we go high narrative?

Oh thank gods. It’s pushing 11:00 am Monday on the East Coast, and there was only one post. Ever since Splinter got abruptly taken out behind the barn, I get nervous about longs gaps like that.

As Chris Rock said “there are black people who aren’t even born yet who won’t vote for him.”

Solid plan but I think you’d need to bait him by saying Obama funded this. Then he’ll say something like “total failure from the desperate democrats to put dolphins in space (they didn’t even arm them) , I’ve ordered the plane to land so it can fitted with nukes to fight the space whales.“

The game was ump’d by Enrico Palazzo.

I MUST KILL THE QUEEN

Damn. Where’s Reggie Jackson when you need him 

The “Veterans for Impeachment” signs behind home plate at the top of the fifth was also a nice touch.

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If you’re ever feeling too hopeful in humanity, just read the YouTube comments

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

Bingo. They over-saturated their product. In combination with politics being dragged in, monster tv/player/coach contracts that inflate ticket prices, and the way society is going as a whole; football just doesn’t have the same appeal it did up until the mid to late 2000's. 

All the problems you described for MNF apply to football as a whole. If games are on 3-4 days a week it’s not a big deal anymore.