I thought that was last year?

This is legit my mom and dad. On her side of the family almost everyone has that superpower, while my dad has gifted my sister and me the insomnia with stuff like snoring and teeth-grinding on the side. 

I hate your wife. I’d give anything to be able to do that.

Brett Hull’s skate was in the crease!

No, because if and when you get sideswiped by one of these you won’t have “CHEVROLET” emblazoned on the side of your skull.

This is quite the covfefe he’s found himself in.  He should take a breath and have a hamberder, then he might feel better.

Seems like a real ambecile... no wait, I mean Anbesol.

Remember the Bowling Green massacre!

You must be rediculous to be friends with the morans.

Don’t be rediculous.

Hey man, don't be so harsh. Maybe he knows what covfefe means. Maybe he's even met the prince of Whales! 

No, he's a goat

The Ariya concept is 181 inches long, about 76 inches wide and 64 inches tall

Rob Drake, cival war advocate, and friend of the morans.

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

Sheryl, I did read your book, and that’s not COMPLETELY what you said.

If Sandberg—who is no doubt a wonderfully intelligent, kind, and determined person—could see past the front of her nose, she’d leave the company she works for which has proven to be a happy and open breeding ground for users who champion exactly the kind of behaviors she decries and is headed by an increasingly amoral…

Damn, this was crisp and smart! #commentoftheday

Sanberg went from glass ceiling smasher to professional glazer so fast.

“...the political press was fretting over Elizabeth Warren’s supposed charisma deficit and whether Americans would stand being “lectured to,”...”