Yep, Today I Learned that getting the service you paid for is now Communism.

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of governmental science in Texas?

My heart goes out to the people of Texas.

“Only the strong will survive and the weak will parish,” he wrote.

Now if only Grover Norquist would return home to Satan too.

Do snowshoes come with bootstraps?

Awful Christian of him.

What exactly does he think government is supposed to do? Just keep the streets free of Black people and collect kickbacks?

For those of you that are, like me, in desperate need of some good news:

Yet as a teenager I got pulled over constantly for having a 77 Cutlass because I had a Bass amp. Damned rednecks get away with murder.

What makes an ash heap radical? Does it have to wear a cap backwards and do tricks on a skateboard? 

I agree, and it should also apply to those towing anything, as a trailer combined with any vehicle towing it is longer than most trucks, and very few drivers actually have the ability to safely drive while towing something. First emergency, first fishtail, first load shift, and they are toast. The whole issue with CDL…

Its cause they have a thin blue line bumper sticker

“It’ll be a cheap replica of an actual couch that gropes you!”

I still refuse to believe that a Madison Cawthorne is an actual live human being that got elected to something and not a line of overpriced sectional couches from Restoration Hardware.

Both? Possibly? 

Between him and my governor (Gregg Abbott) I’m really considering running for office on a “Make Ableist Jokes Not Offensive Again” platform.  

I will never understand how a “Madison Cawthorn” is an elected official and not a power bottom on pornhub.

I have to ask. Did he look in the mirror in the morning and specifically decide on that hair style?  The ‘fresh slice of brie’ look.

Shorter GOP/Fox News: Georgia has always been a racist stronghold and we are against any changes to that.