He’s an idiot. Everyone has chicken finger subs. In WNY we just have generally better wing sauce and blue cheese. Without wings that version of the sub doesn’t exist. Shawn, you’re banned from Duff’s for TWO YEARS!

UR or RIT? Native here, and I’m happy you like it. If you stay in the cities you’re good, but wander too far near the Southern Tier and it’s basically north Pennsyltucky.

Labbatt’s is just used Molson recycled from the troughs at Blue Jays games.

It’s an easy ass drive, PLUS you can hit the Canadian Ballet in Fort Erie AND Windsor on the way.

Sorrow and the acceptance of mediocrity is a potent force for erudition.

Yeah, and if this terrible timeline works its magic, the Pats will equal that this year.

Maybe he measures by cubits like the Bible tells him to?

+1 pony boy

But Drew, IS Flacco elite?

Do signed napkins from Trump’s lunch with Frederick Douglass.

Damn the Bills are so bad you didn’t even remember to include them in your shitty conference idea.

It’s still Buffalo. There is no hope. No change. Time is a closed circle. No goal.

Have another child. That one is gone for good.

This is why I’m so glad my son could care less about sports. He can have a happy joyous life, without his father’s and grandfather’s mistakes of following the Browns and the Bills. If I can only do that much, I think I can be considered a good dad. Oh, and the Sabres suck ass too. Fuck Pegula with a folding table.

And I still laughed at it. 

I guess I picked a bad time to quit amphetamines.

While on a bit of a smaller scale, Rochester has almost completed the same project here regarding the old Inner Loop, a highway meant to make it easy to work downtown which instead separated downtown from nearby neighborhoods with a literal trench, causing both sides of it to rot. A lot of the historical racial issues…

I seem to remember Mother Nature took care of the Embarcadero.

Well, we can tell him we’ll use Chinese made rope at his hanging.

I am SHOCKED to find out that white supremacists are stupid.