That’s what you get when you invent a religion in Palmyra. ;)

The most common allergy in Moscow is falling off your apartment balcony.

You know when we’re really fucked? When the GOP begins to enact gun control measures and starts confiscating weapons. It’ll mean that the usefulness of the gun nuts to the GOP has ended and they are now seen as a threat to their 1%er masters.

Hear that sound? It’s Trump masturbating vigorously to footage of this latest crack down. It’s in a higher register because of the small hands.

Damn. Pebble in the valve stem. I hadn’t heard of that one. That’s sinister. And very good.

The Bills are so bad they didn’t even make your “most depressing” list.

It’s probably just a photo of Testaverde that they photoshop a new head on each year and no one notices. 

It’s always so cute when fans complain about how long it’s been since their team won a Super Bowl. Fuck me and fuck the Bills.

I have not been there yet (someday as its the only place a programmer friend mine can afford in the Bay Area), but I’ve heard it referred to as a parking lot with a mayor.

Welp. Pelosi is clearly a naive fool and an embarrassment. Trump MUST be impeached for the good of our democracy (or what’s left). 

Shit, if he did that, it’s ticker tape parade time for the guy.

I approve of this outcome.

NEVER gets old.

Damnit. You beat me to my own snark. +1 to you and -1 to me.

Well that’s one way to lower population growth.

I live in NY and I’ll chip in.

Us Bills fans get to look forward to the Pats running over them on their way to tying the only braggable record the Bills still have left (only team to appear in four straight Superbowls) and turn it into a dildo with Brady’s name on it (only team to lose four straight Superbowls) forever and always.

So wait until it’s out of warranty. 

My wife had a CRV, and the only reason we had it still was that I had a little car (a Fiesta) and we needed something with some room for our family beach vacations. When I decided to get something bigger it allowed her to dump it for a Civic which she had wanted to do for a few years. When I was looking I was mostly…

I would have bought that green color in the pic if it had been available when I ordered. SO classy, especially with the brown interior.