This is why I’m so glad my son could care less about sports. He can have a happy joyous life, without his father’s and grandfather’s mistakes of following the Browns and the Bills. If I can only do that much, I think I can be considered a good dad. Oh, and the Sabres suck ass too. Fuck Pegula with a folding table.

And I still laughed at it. 

I guess I picked a bad time to quit amphetamines.

While on a bit of a smaller scale, Rochester has almost completed the same project here regarding the old Inner Loop, a highway meant to make it easy to work downtown which instead separated downtown from nearby neighborhoods with a literal trench, causing both sides of it to rot. A lot of the historical racial issues…

I seem to remember Mother Nature took care of the Embarcadero.

Well, we can tell him we’ll use Chinese made rope at his hanging.

I am SHOCKED to find out that white supremacists are stupid.

That’s what you get when you invent a religion in Palmyra. ;)

The most common allergy in Moscow is falling off your apartment balcony.

You know when we’re really fucked? When the GOP begins to enact gun control measures and starts confiscating weapons. It’ll mean that the usefulness of the gun nuts to the GOP has ended and they are now seen as a threat to their 1%er masters.

Hear that sound? It’s Trump masturbating vigorously to footage of this latest crack down. It’s in a higher register because of the small hands.

Damn. Pebble in the valve stem. I hadn’t heard of that one. That’s sinister. And very good.

The Bills are so bad they didn’t even make your “most depressing” list.

It’s probably just a photo of Testaverde that they photoshop a new head on each year and no one notices. 

It’s always so cute when fans complain about how long it’s been since their team won a Super Bowl. Fuck me and fuck the Bills.

I have not been there yet (someday as its the only place a programmer friend mine can afford in the Bay Area), but I’ve heard it referred to as a parking lot with a mayor.

Welp. Pelosi is clearly a naive fool and an embarrassment. Trump MUST be impeached for the good of our democracy (or what’s left). 

Shit, if he did that, it’s ticker tape parade time for the guy.

I approve of this outcome.

NEVER gets old.