Damnit. You beat me to my own snark. +1 to you and -1 to me.

Well that’s one way to lower population growth.

I live in NY and I’ll chip in.

Us Bills fans get to look forward to the Pats running over them on their way to tying the only braggable record the Bills still have left (only team to appear in four straight Superbowls) and turn it into a dildo with Brady’s name on it (only team to lose four straight Superbowls) forever and always.

Nah. It’s still his fault.

So wait until it’s out of warranty. 

My wife had a CRV, and the only reason we had it still was that I had a little car (a Fiesta) and we needed something with some room for our family beach vacations. When I decided to get something bigger it allowed her to dump it for a Civic which she had wanted to do for a few years. When I was looking I was mostly…

I would have bought that green color in the pic if it had been available when I ordered. SO classy, especially with the brown interior.

So do I. It was the only thing that made me choose the blue over Tornado Red, my favorite car color ever. I couldn’t get the brown with the red. And I spend most of my time on the inside of the car. :) When I get an electric GTI after I give the Alltrackto my son in 8 years, it’ll be Tornado Red.

I didn’t. I left with an Alltrack. I couldn’t afford a GTI and buying the Alltrack let my wife dump her CRV. Mind changed.

Wow. The manuals were SO hard to find when I was looking in 2016/17. I had to order one to get an SE with one. 

I must have only owned shit cars (even the other 3 VWs), but my Alltrack is the fastest and quickest car I’ve ever owned. Once it’s out of warranty I’m going to get the cheapest chip tune I can to have some fun, but not too much since it’s my DD. 

I think you can swap out the seats and most of the other parts. They’re all built on the same platform.

Yep. He was the embodiment of the idea that the best athletes slow time around them.

Absolutely. I was a Bills fan back then, and we had our own amazing running back to watch (Thermal). But the only other games I would watch besides the Bills were Lions games just to watch Barry. He was so low key too that he almost didn’t seem to be on the field for the same reason as everyone else; like he was there…

Now that I know my Alltrack will be a unicorn in ten years, I think I’ll do that there. That looks fun.

The dealers are stupid then. Someone at my son’s school has one and thing looks fantastic. Actually, given most of the people I’ve met who run dealers and sell cars, I’m not surprised at all. Imagination isn’t one of their strong suits.

I own a 2017 manual Alltrack SE in the blue seen above. I did my part. And there are actually a lot of them around here (WNY). All I can say is that I’m glad I got it when I did. This sucks. It’s a fantastic car and haul a lot of crap. My only hope is that the manual versions will be valuable to VW fans some day.

He’d probably have them all rounded up and shot for being traitors.

Neither do the people that vote for them.