Putin on the Ritz?

You mean ‘Murican Sport, right? 

+11

Maybe fragging will come back in style?

This one?

That’s ubertrolling!

Very nice wordsmithing there. +1 swole.

You, you. This is so good I have to go and star all of your other comments as a reward. 

Brown Happy Fun Time Camp Without So Much Death

The photo reminded me that I want a VW Thing. Or a Schwimwagen. Yep, definitely a Schwimwagen.

Your history lesson is also a good example that Israel and the Jews do not have the market cornered on misery. My father and his parents were in a concentration camp in Germany during the war, but theirs was luckily more in the “work camp” mold, since they weren’t Jews; only one step above though: Slavs. But tens of…

It’ll be a lot of fun when the ICE and local cops get in a shootout after a citizen calls the cops to say someone is trying to kidnap them. Which group’s wrap-around Oakleys get knocked off first?

Kentucky is a state,

Damnit. Still in the grays. Someone drop a rope down here, or at least some Skittles.

Yech. Where’s Kinja’s UV light?

That’s a Confucius Norris quote right?

Not to mention the bill addresses renters rights for the entire STATE, not just NYC.

NYC or NYS needs more housing?

I’d be ok if just choked to death on a chicken McNugget tomorrow, but yours is more fun.

At least it’ll mean 4 years of awesome Onion articles about Diamond Joe.