It’s almost like the laws allowing it were designed to create that outcome!

#Ts&Ps

How dare you write about a Bentley and not use the word “bespoke” once!

So should we feel bad if Kavanaugh tries to sexually assault her daughter? Or not? Or . . . I’m not sure what has the potential for the most schadenfreude. 

Niagara Falls, NY would finally have something better than the all-nude+alcohol strip clubs in Niagara Falls, ONT.

+1 good arborist Kinja

The NFL player was named in the WaPo story. Some white lineman dude with a big Tom Selleck ‘stache. 

Hmmm. That would be an interesting experiment.

Could they use some thoughts and prayers?

Well that’s the GOP for ya, the party of small govern- . . . huh?

There’s no one I trust more to discuss the ins and outs of a uterus, than an old white dude in a bowtie from Texas.

I was kinda hoping that about five seconds after that was taken, Merkel jumped on him and they all beat him to a pulp.

It’s “Ukraine” not “the Ukraine.” Sovereign nation versus region of the Soviet Union. Putin prefers the latter.

That guy looks like what I remember as a kid being the prototypical old/grandpa/guy: big, thick fingers with one or two rings with a big gem in them, hairy hands, pom-aide, loud, and lots of swearing. Like my grandpa. It must have been that all of those guys were in their 20s during WWII and they all were formed the…

Training cops is COMMUNISM!

I own a gun. Two as a matter of fact. And I do NOT trust CCW permit owners to have the training and skill to hit what they are fucking aiming at in a stressful situation. It’s too easy to get a CCW permit and the training required, if any, is not rigorous enough. Even the cops, who train all the time can’t hit what…

Fuck. I think I’m greyed for eternity on Splinter. Kinja why have you forsaken me?

Does he think he’s Pharell?

I think it’s just the accent. Anyone familiar with the Queen’s English knows they are saying “Fuck off and die you twats.”

+1 my brain hurts.