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Calvin Johnson should take pics of his dumps and share them on Instagram to prove that his butthole does in fact work.

There is no fan who can convince me that 28-3 isn’t the worst, cruelest thing that could be done to a sports fan and I will never forgive the Falcons of the Quinn-Ryan era for it. -Adam

Hey! I resemble that remark!

I had always been sure they only came in Bills colors.

The Russian way is much quicker though.

Sadly you can’t vote away the Koch’s or the Mercer’s. They don’t face any real negative consequences for their actions yet. 

I thought all the thinking fans stopped watching the NFL?

Best thing about this post was getting to the end and realizing the Bills are next. 

The real crime is capitalizing the “of” on their sign.

I’ll say that in my area (WNY/Fingerlakes) there are many union soldier monuments. There is a large one over a large contingent of union veteran graves here in Mt. Hope Cemetery. I just found out that fully 10% of the wartime residents of any age of my county fought for the Union. 

I’m guessing the recliners in Buffalo come with a snow shovel and a souvenir Labatt Blue Light vomit bucket.

I’ve been driving mostly manuals since I started in the late 80s, and I have one now, a VW Alltrack. But I have always had a nagging feeling that I’m doing it wrong some how. I’ve never ruined a clutch, but I can just never make shifting that smooth. My wife is always glaring at me with some of my lower gear shifts. I…

There’s always one. +1 to you.

It is wonderful to not care any more. People are still surprised when I tell them I don’t watch football; but they never believe how easy it was to do. The NFL has made it so EASY to not care about them anymore if you have even just a tiny shred of humanity and empathy left in you.

I hadn’t heard your last one before. That’s awesome. I need to make me some stickers!

Hyperdrive is shooting near where I live; I drive by it every day. It’s all covered with privacy fences but you can see the lighting gear, barriers, and what look like gates or something. It’s being shot at night in a bunch of empty lots that used to be Kodak Park manufacturing buildings (now called Eastman Business…

Shit! I forgot about that show. My 8 year old would love it. I could then possibly pry him away from Fortnite perhaps.

“This is not how we build cars.”