I still haven’t wrapped my head around Mike Dunleavy still being in the NBA.

And then you sit there feeling bloated from the burger and the shit ton of fries you’ve eaten only to realize you haven’t put a dent in that bag of fries. And then you sit there and complain that you can’t possibly eat all those fries, but you do, every last one of them. And when they are gone you wish there were a…

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You mean Alex Gonzalez’s booted double play hurt?

head coach Mike McCarthy has publicly pleaded with Lacy to lose weight in the past.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

“People in the drive-thru ask if I’m JaMarcus Russell. I tell them no, then tell them yes as they drive off.”

Pictured: Skip Bayless

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

To be fair, market research determined 90% of the crowd would leave after the 2nd quarter to beat the traffic, so they stocked up accordingly.

Maybe US Soccer should spend more concentrating on paying the USWNT fair wages, making sure the team can play on a proper soccer field and generally not treating the USWNT like crap and less time thinking about national anthems.

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Wow. They already have one QB who can’t stand up; why add another?

The Barber of Seville is more entertaining.

He looks like the rubber mask that nobody buys until it’s five minutes before the Halloween party you forgot about.

It’s like looking into a mirror!