The money to be made by all of this is in the BRICS country. See if you can spot the trend: Brazil, Russia, India, China, South Africa. They’re emerging economies that want to announce to the world that they’re a good place to do business...by effectively being bad places to do business.

That sounds like St. Louis.

I’ve been dying of laughter at this, and it forced me to figure out why. I call it “The Gradient Scale of Doofusness.” If you read his face from left to right, it starts out at extreme doofusness and transitions pretty cleanly into just a pretty boring looking dude. Now, if we isolate the less-doofus-esque right side…

“...it was impossible to read on a phone without clicking an ad seven times...”

Give the kid a break, he learned how to play defense from James Harden.

Choosing between cheering for Dan Gilbert and cheering for Joe Lacob is like choosing between gonnorhea and syphilis. Both are pretty easy to avoid, but the product that brings you in is pretty irresistable.