“Who are these absurdly hardcore masturbators? How do they stay out of hospitals?”

Felony convictions are a disqualifier to legal firearm purchasing, dumbass.

It’s been awhile since I sold it. I can’t remember if it wasn’t equipped, or if it wasn’t functional. Most of my vehicles up to that point were super cheap, and fairly beat. I kept them in safe running condition, but A/C wasn’t a priority. 

First gen, FB.  ‘83 with the 12A.  Fun little car.  I'd like another some day, but may go Mr2 instead.

I think you mean contraction.

You must live on planet Earth.

Worked with a couple defense contractor engineers that drove them.

See it all the time in upstate NY.

Still not 100% CP, WTF?

Sat next to one of these fuquads in my A/C lacking Rx-7. Mother fucking 8" pipe was aimed right into my window on a 90 degree day.  Fuck these assholes.

Had the same. I didn’t think I would care, but I hated it.  There were a few times that kids distracted me at start up, and there's no tactile way to feel whether you are in P, R, or D.

There are a couple of expendable items I’ve purchased there, but I’m definitely with you...NEVER something my life depends on.

Metal milk crates?  Those seem hardly suitable for weight bearing applications.

Fuck software as a subscription service. This is one of the shittiest ideas I think I’ve ever been exposed to that has gained widespread acceptance. Was it Adobe that kicked off this shitty idea? If it was, fuck them, if not, fuck them anyway because they're the first company I noticed doing this bullshit, now…

That original deal definitely sounded more Nissan than Audi.

That 300 in. I-6 was pretty unkillable. Worked for a guy for 4 years that thought oil changes were just a scam. He had an Econoline work van that had 100k miles when I started, and it never saw an oil change during my tenure there. Was still going for a year or two after I left.  The 4.6l V8 in the other van didn't…

These seem to be sliding into classic status now, clean examples are not plentiful, and the prices reflect that. 

I just spent some time looking for this exact truck. In my neck of the heavily salted woods $6k buys you a truck that’s been lightened over the fenders and cab corners by rust. This is a damn good price on a truck without any holes, and a drivetrain that just won’t quit.

I don't know why this isn't more widespread.  Granted, I haven't been driving much over the past 3 months, but I still have well over 3/4 of a tank of gas in my PHEV.  I've actually stopped plugging it in for a little while so I can burn off some of the gas I put in it in early March and fill it with some new fuel. …

I use Firefox with adblock on mobile. Site is unusable on chrome with no blockers. The site has started this bullshit where the video you’re scrolling past remains at the top of the page, obscuring the article.