Vodka.  Hold my vodka.

“If you attempt to turn left through an intersection while a car is speeding toward you, even one you cannot see, the truck will apply the brakes to prevent the potential incident.”

I just bought the same truck, waiting on the plates from the DMV.

I could stretch to $15k (for the equivalent Mustang), but $20k is just too much for what you’re getting. Nostalgia just isn’t worth quite that much when you can get a newer, faster, better handling pony car for the same money.

This showed up in my feed today, and I immediately thought of you, Torch:

Dammit! Get the turn signals up near the brake lights!

Somehow, I like these way more than those Fiero hack jobs.  I have a feeling that they are less likely to come apart and kill you while driving.  You may still die, but at least it’s not because some bolt fell off your 6 ft “steering linkage” that passes thru your windshield.

Why are you here?

Yeah, I get that, but it just looks weird, and throws me off a bit when I was watching for the upper lights to illuminate, especially in afternoon/morning sun that makes the lights a bit harder to see.

Didn't Mitsubishi pull out of car making?

Kia's SUV is similar, great big reflectors on the tailgate, itty bitty turn signals down on the bumper.

I thought I was the only one irritated by this.

He really is the best thing about this site.

Maybe the translation was slightly incorrect and she's excited about him?  A little long distance crush?

Holy cow! Just opened Jalopnick in the wrong browser, have y’all doubled down on the pop ups?

Shit, now that you've caught the eye of the Chinese, you'll be hearing from Trump soon.

It largely depends on your field of study.  There are quite a few fields that start in that neighborhood.

You know, typically I think the Nazi analogies are overblown and ridiculous, but you did invoke the Nazi defense.